The Algorhythm Shuffle

If X, then Y,
If Y, why not?
If this, then that. If not, then what?

First you feed the data in, then you just push start.
If the answer’s not your type, don’t whine and fall apart.

If that, then this. If this, why not?
If so, what then? If not, then when?

The ultimate in dating sites
brings the perfect fit.
‘Least that’s what you were hoping for, don’t depend on it.

Swipe right! No left! Don’t be obtuse.
A picture talks, it talks. There’s no excuse.

If him, not her.
If both, be sure. You need to pick. Don’t be demure.

If they’re too short, or they’re too tall, why all the kerfuffle?
Not satisfied? Reorganize
the algorhythm shuffle.

If not, then where?
If so, why not?
Are you desperate? or is that all you got?

So try the lunch appointment. See what they will eat.
If you’re not attracted
dessert may be their treat.

Try Bill, or Sue.
Not Jack! Not Joyce! It’s up to you.
Just make the choice.

Good luck with applications, and challenges they muffle. Turn the music up and dance The Algorhythm Shuffle….yeah.

Yeah, baby, let’s get down with it, and do the Algorhythm Shuffle.

Aww swipe it baby.
And do the Algorithm shuffle.

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Roland Burbank – Lyrics
John Andrew Schreiner – Music, drum track, keyboards, recording, mixing

Randy Mitchell – Guitars
Alex Mackey – Vocals

Garry Grant – Song art