Soundstage Justice
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda 5:57Song Description:
A recommendation for how a defendant should handle a jury trial,
with references to old-time Good Guys who’ve helped others in the past.
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Lyrics:
What leaves your mouth is not assured of being understood
Especially if the listener’s intentions are not good.
This builds the case for why you need good lawyers on your side.
But even then results you get may not be bonafide.
Whoopi O.K.
Corral what you say.
Whoopi doo doo.
It could be used against you.
Don’t get cocky just because the law seems in your favor
Opponents have their own “hired guns” to bastardize the flavor.
What you thought sweet because it seemed the case was cut and dried
Erupts like stink, you couldn’t think, of losing if you tried .
Whoopi be sly
They’re gonna try.
Whoopi horse fly
To make you out a liar.
They’ll find the expert witnesses who twist the simple truth.
And make it seem to jurors that you’re pals with John Wilkes Booth.
So don’t expect the justice that you’ve seen from the Lone Ranger.
You’re dealing with the real world, and it’s a whole lot stranger.
Whoopi tide pool,
Don’t lose your cool!
Whoopi don’t drool,
The jury must believe you.
Whoopi try Hoss….Whoopi try Slim….Whoopi try John….Whoopi try Jim
The best way to avoid a verdict that supremely sucks
is digging deep and coming up, somehow, with mondo bucks.
You know for sure that Perry Mason won’t be on your case,
So be content with who you have and maintain a straight face.
Whoopi tight pants,
You got a chance.
Whoopi go free
You better have the money.
So just sit back, relax, enjoy your time upon the stage.
There really ain’t no cause to work yourself into a rage.
The worst thing that could happen is you lose all that you’ve got.
Then bankruptcy’s an option, or there’s acting, like as not.
Whoopi cayuse
What if you lose?
Whoopi get real
Start planning an appeal.
Whoopi try Gene, Whoopi try Dale
Whoopi try Roy on a Happy Trail
Whoopi try George, Whoopi try Jack
Whoopi try Tom, How did we lose track? ……..
Whoopi try Clint, Whoopi try Tex,
Whoopi Tonto, Whoopi try Rex……………………
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Lyrics: Roland Burbank
Vocals: Alex Mackey / Hans Sylstra
Guitars: Randy Mitchell
Music, recording, mixing, keyboards, drum track: John Andrew Schreiner
Song art: Garry Grant
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