Polka Da Bear
Single 3:44Song Description:
A polka/waltz that pokes fun at those who would like to disarm the American public.
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Lyrics:
What is bothering you that’s got you down?
What’s on your mind that makes you frown?
Perhaps it’s all because you hate your work.
Possibly you think your boss a jerk.
Life’s full of mysteries, thought that you should know.
There’s things that you wish for. Careful, go slow.
Risks may be hidden, results not so nice.
Strange things could happen, so please think twice.
You may treat all your co-workers like fools.
To learn to get along, there are some rules.
Consider Murphy’s Law, which will apply.
That certainly is true don’t ask me why.
Another law is don’ polka da’ bear.
Show us some smarts, pretend you care.
To get the best results in all endeavors
don’ polka da’ bear, not now not ever!
Hey! Hang on a second. Hold your horses.
Your education’s done. You took some courses
whose propaganda still controls your mind.
Such Marxist views enthrall your foolish kind.
That’s why you think today that you’re the ones
who’ll be the geniuses that ban our guns.
We laugh about the thoughts you folks do share,
and how you keep on polkin’ da’ bear.
Risk it if you want, be polkin’ da’ bear.
You should consider how you might fare
‘cuz different neighborhoods really prepare.
So you’ve been warned, don’ polka’ da’ bear.
It’ll open your eyes, beware the bear.
It won’t be wise, polkin’ da’ bear.
You don’ wanna go there, stop polkin’ da’ bear.
BEWARE the bear!!
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Roland Burbank – Lyrics
John Andrew Schreiner – Music, recording, Mixing, keyboards, accordion
Kirsten Ford/Alex Mackie – Vocals
Michael Russian – Trombone
Colin Heinrich – Banjo
Frank Lenz – Drums
Sleeve art and design/illustration – Garry Grant
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