Erik The Red

4:57

Song Description: A recognition of, and encouragement for this conservative fraction of the American populace

to continue to stand tall and remain faithful to American ideals.


Lyrics:

 

… He was born in Pasadena,
Known for flowery parades and football games.
Yeah he grew up with three brothers and a sister,
and we blessed him with a long nickname.

We called him Erik The Red….neck brother.
a viking dude was not what we were thinkin’.
He was a rebel that enjoyed all kindsa trouble,
though he never ever had a hot-rod LIncoln.

…He tinkers with his motor boat,
always fussin’ with something to keep it afloat.
Had a snow cat for a pet that he tuned oh so well,
and he loves all things that shoot those three-oh-eight shells.

He’s still called Erik… The Redneck brother,
fits him perfect ….he’s like no other.
He’s sixty-two, and floatin’ up those parachutes
that tourists pay to ride, even the old coots.

Whooooh!

B is for the butthead he seems to love to be at times

R is how he votes in all elections

O is for his blood type, just remember

T is for those things that make him male

H means Hoppes 9 to keep his guns clean

E comes after D, know what I mean?

R just always brings us back to REDNECK!!

Think they’re the ones who keep this country sane!!

Ooooh hooo

So we hope you’re standin’ tall redneck brother,
oxygen percentage holdin’ well.
Keep your powder dry, and your MRE’s well-stocked,
‘cuz you never know, things just might go to hell!!

Look sharp and keep the faith redneck brother.
Watch your back, ..and know who you can trust.
The times they are a changin’ that’s a given.
The only thing that’s sure is “Dust To Dust”.

….Let’s see……What else could we spell?   T…R……U………..

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Roland Burbank – Lyrics
John Andrew Schreiner – Music, recording, mixing, keyboards, vocals
Jeff Gunn – Vocals
Cathy Schreiner – Vocals
Andrea Hammond – Fiddle
Bob Somma – Guitar
Colin Heinrich – Guitar
Frank Lenz – Drums
Garry Grant – Design and Digital Artwork

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