Dealing With Dwarfs

4:42

Song Description:

A tongue-in-cheek critique of drug addiction that incorporates seven dwarf

qualities in the users, and recommends Heavenly help for rehabilitation.

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Lyrics:

 

              Who’s got the dope?

              How can you tell?

              Could be the grow lights

             ….maybe the smell.

                    Don’t be dopey, think it through

                    Someone may depend on you!

           What’s the big deal?

           Why not get high?

           Run from your problems.

           .…Be a cool guy.

                  If you’re bashful, please don’t try

                  swallowing things so you’re not shy.

          Where does it lead,

          using those drugs?

           Are your role models

           crack-dealing thugs?

                  Sniffing powders up your nose

                  makes you sneezy using those.

        Why’s it so great,

         having a stash?

         Screws up your brain 

          .…squanders your cash.

               Call a doc if you insist

               on sticking needles in your wrist.

    When will you stop

    using that shit?

     It’s your decision.

     Continue or quit.

                 Try some coffee, if you’re sleepy.

                 “Uppers” leave you feeling creepy.

  How does it work?

  Rehab looms large.

  It won’t be easy,

  but you can take charge.

                 You’ll be grumpy comin’ off ‘em.

                 Better that than in a coffin.

Who will help you

 gettin’  it done?

 Trusting in Jesus.

 Don’t go it alone.

               Pray to Him when you feel crappy.

               Read His Word and you’ll be happy.

 

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Lyrics – Roland Burbank

Music, recording, mixing, keyboards – John Andrew Schreiner

Guitars – Bob Somma

Vocals – Bob Carlisle

Song art – Garry Grant

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