Ballot Box Boogie

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Song Description: The 2020 Presidential election sent the American public into a tailspin, what with the accusations that flew, probably true, of Democrat corruption dealing with ballot boxes.

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Lyrics:

Ooooooooo

Have you heard about the ballot box boogie?

Ooooooooo

If you are convinced that you want Joe to win,

just boogie down the street and stuff those ballots in.

It doesn’t take a genius to rehearse the steps.

Your friends can help you harvest, and reduce the schleps.

You can feel quite proud you helped elect a dunce;

but we’re prayin’ now that it just happened once.

 

Woe, woe, woe, do the ballot box boogie.

They gotta keep the swamp filled up, for them to be just fine.

Woe, woe, woe, do the ballot box boogie.

Gotta keep the proletariat in line.

Lessons learned the hard way will be twice as rude,

especially when the victim knows that he’s been screwed.

They showed us an example when they got it done.

Republicans were sleepin’ , and the donkeys won.

Twenty twenty should reflect when vision’s good,

but ballot box abuse struck the neighborhood.

 

Mail-in ballots are just askin’ for trouble.

Pay attention sweetie, get outa your bubble.

When it’s on video, it’s hard to deny,

and the perp’s gettin’ paid, no need to ask why.

So how’s that saying go, when you’ve gotten burned?

The answer is: You should be twice learned.

Woe, woe, woe, do the ballot box boogie.

They gotta keep the swamp filled up, so we can feel the slime.

Woe, woe, woe, do the ballot box boogie.

Gotta keep that proletariat in line.

They’ve practiced for years so they’re gettin’ good.

They’re carefully choosin’ certain neighborhoods

that are downright beggin’ for tricks that are sleazy.

Just send in the clowns, it’s so easy peezy.

Since no-one seems to care, they will go ahead.

It’s so doggone simple switchin’ blue from red.

 

Woo, woo, woo, this is what we gotta do.

Stop the ballot box boogie so the vote is true.

Woo, woo, Oh yeah, DC is a cancer.

Whattya say we don’t take “No” for an answer!

Woo, woo, woo, stop the ballot box boogie…

 

And while we’re at it, here’s a few other things that need to be done:

Set term limits. Retire at seventy. Abolish lobbyists.

Restrict the budget allowed to be used for campaigning, with only

registered voters contributing a capped amount to any candidate.

No corporate money or gifts can be accepted by any candidate or political party.

Voting can only be done on paper ballots, in person, with ID in hand.

Seal the border until legal immigration can be insured.

Continue to say the Pledge of Allegiance in all schools, at all levels.

Respect the Constitution. Honor our flag, and definitely….

Stop, stop, stop, stop the ballot box boogie!!

Uh huh, Uh huh!!

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